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Conservatives ... Conservatives

Sociology
You don't have to believe that Republicans suck to get an A in this class,
you just have to convince the professor that you do.



Why do Republicans Suck?
you might be a conservative if ...
conservative catechism
how to be a good republican
conservative correctness
conservative dictionary
conservative commandments
conservative PBS programs
conservative slogans
the day of the "trial"
world according to the conservatives
do you admit or deny that ...
newt and his cronies
the "liberal" media
"compassionate" conservatism
10 coms for dr.laura callers
republican - english dictionary
so close to jesus ...
conservative philosophy
conservative flow chart
Dubya Dictionary
An Open letter to Dr.Laura
Georgie Mnemonic
Conservative Evolution
Bill O'Reilly Spin Tips
Fox News Viewers
Dick Cheney's Energy-saving Tips
Conservative Jokes
'The Onion' Bush Humor
'The Onion' 911 Humor
Godly Republican Politics
Rackjite Commentaries





how GinGrinch stole congress

rack jite's quotables
you know you are a right-winger when ...
republican canonical list
religious right cartoons
top ten conservative idiots archive
bob boudelang rebuttals
crossfire toons
pearly toons
Ari Fleischer Speaks
Karl Rove Speaks
How to be a right-wing pundit in 12 easy lessons
Ari Fleischer's 10 Commandments of Patriotism
Liberal Cartoon Humor
Republican's Ten Commandments
GOP / Bush Banners
Create Your Own Terror Warning
TIPS humor
American Crusade 2001 T-cards
About 200 republican jokes
Better ways of calling cons
The Rat People
Character Matters - Chawks
Hot hot hot - Starr Fry
New GOP Mascot
GOP evolution
Compassionate Conservative Chickenhawks
Intelligence and Party Affiliation
Florida Touch-screen Voting System
Jerry, Pat and Osama
Special FBI Crime Alert
Democrats Forum
Some Political Games
Whose God Is More Vicious?
Religious Right Cartoons
911 Onion Humor
American Public Reacts to the Iraq Attack
Top 10 signs your neighbor is brainwashed
VOTE  REPUBLICAN
America's Least Wanted
Arnold's Two-point Program
"Completely dense" FOX viewers
mistakenly buy the new Al Franken book
Arnold's Responses to Media questions
Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them :
A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right
The Gospel of Supply Side Jesus
The Internet Weekly
Instant FBI security check
The Bill O'Reilly 21 Spin Tips
Top 11 List Archive
Rich man, poor man
Where do You stand?
The game of VENT
Take the Political Compass Test
Evil GOP Bastards
George W. Bush Humor


Watch what we do, not what we say
Congressional Republicans


"To all dittoheads who have mastered the task of emailing :
It is better to sit tight and let me assume you're intelligent than email me and prove otherwise." --- Pearly





"I will make a bargain with the Republicans. If they will stop telling lies about Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them."
Adlai Stevenson

"For those of you scoring at home, the Clintons have been cleared on Whitewater, cleared on the travel office, cleared on the file matter, cleared on the vandalism, cleared on Madison Guaranty. Cleared on Vince Foster's suicide. The right wing is zero-for--life going after the Clintons. They ought to get a life!"
Paul Begala,    Begala Shoots The Bull

"A good Republican is one who doesn't want anybody to know it."
James Carville,    Democrat with an attitude!

"The Republican party is full of people without brains."
Bartcop

"By now we should all know that being a conservative means never having to say you're sorry."
Joe Conason,    Salon

"It's much harder to be a Liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand."

Mike Royko

"The further to the Right they move, the stupider they seem."
Found on the Net

"In this world of sin and sorrow, there is always something to be thankful for. As for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican."
H. L. Mencken

"I suppose I can understand the callous, selfish disregard of the conservatives. It is their pride in it that passes me by."
Rack Jite,   Conservatively Incorrect

A republican found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said : "I will grant you one wish." He said : "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him smarter. The next day he became a Democrat.

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative."
John Stuart Mill   Island of Freedom

"The more they talk, the more being called a Liberal sounds like a compliment."
Douglas Giles,   Progressive Thought

"I tell the truth and they think it's hell."
President Harry Truman,   Truman Presidential Library

"Republicans want to punish work and reward wealth; hence the high payroll tax and the low dividend tax. Said one Bush economic adviser, if we can't help wealthy investors and screw working people, what's the point in being a Republican?"
Paul Begala



george w. bush

pearly gates



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