Why do Republicans Suck?
|you might be a conservative if ...|
|how to be a good republican|
|conservative PBS programs|
|the day of the "trial"|
|world according to the conservatives|
|do you admit or deny that ...|
|newt and his cronies|
|the "liberal" media|
|10 coms for dr.laura callers|
|republican - english dictionary|
|so close to jesus ...|
|conservative flow chart|
|An Open letter to Dr.Laura|
|Bill O'Reilly Spin Tips|
|Fox News Viewers|
|Dick Cheney's Energy-saving Tips|
|'The Onion' Bush Humor|
|'The Onion' 911 Humor|
|Godly Republican Politics|
|rack jite's quotables|
|you know you are a right-winger when ...|
|republican canonical list|
|religious right cartoons|
|top ten conservative idiots archive|
|bob boudelang rebuttals|
|Ari Fleischer Speaks|
|Karl Rove Speaks|
|How to be a right-wing pundit in 12 easy lessons|
|Ari Fleischer's 10 Commandments of Patriotism|
|Liberal Cartoon Humor|
|Republican's Ten Commandments|
|GOP / Bush Banners|
|Create Your Own Terror Warning|
|American Crusade 2001 T-cards|
|About 200 republican jokes|
|Better ways of calling cons|
|The Rat People|
|Character Matters - Chawks|
|Hot hot hot - Starr Fry|
|New GOP Mascot|
|Compassionate Conservative Chickenhawks|
|Intelligence and Party Affiliation|
|Florida Touch-screen Voting System|
|Jerry, Pat and Osama|
|Special FBI Crime Alert|
|Some Political Games|
|Whose God Is More Vicious?|
|Religious Right Cartoons|
|911 Onion Humor|
|American Public Reacts to the Iraq Attack|
|Top 10 signs your neighbor is brainwashed|
|America's Least Wanted|
|Arnold's Two-point Program|
"Completely dense" FOX viewers|
mistakenly buy the new Al Franken book
|Arnold's Responses to Media questions|
Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them :|
A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right
|The Gospel of Supply Side Jesus|
|The Internet Weekly|
|Instant FBI security check|
|The Bill O'Reilly 21 Spin Tips|
|Top 11 List Archive|
|Rich man, poor man|
|Where do You stand?|
|The game of VENT|
|Take the Political Compass Test|
|Evil GOP Bastards|
|George W. Bush Humor|
Watch what we do, not what we say
"To all dittoheads who have mastered the task of emailing :
It is better to sit tight and let me assume you're intelligent than email me and prove otherwise." --- Pearly
|"I will make a bargain with the Republicans. If they will stop telling lies about Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them."|
"For those of you scoring at home, the Clintons have been
cleared on Whitewater, cleared on the travel office, cleared on the file matter, cleared on the vandalism, cleared on Madison Guaranty. Cleared on Vince Foster's suicide. The right wing is zero-for--life going after the Clintons. They ought to get a life!"
"A good Republican is one who doesn't want anybody to know it."
"The Republican party is full of people without brains."
"By now we should all know that being a conservative means never having to say you're sorry."
"It's much harder to be a Liberal than a conservative. Why?
"The further to the Right they move, the stupider they seem."
"In this world of sin and sorrow, there is always something to be thankful for. As for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican."
"I suppose I can understand the callous, selfish disregard of the conservatives. It is their pride in it that passes me by."
A republican found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said : "I will grant you one wish." He said : "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him smarter. The next day he became a Democrat.
"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative."
"The more they talk, the more being called a Liberal sounds like a compliment."
"I tell the truth and they think it's hell."
"Republicans want to punish work and reward wealth; hence the high payroll tax and the low dividend tax. Said one Bush economic adviser, if we can't help wealthy investors and screw working people, what's the point in being a Republican?"