"For those of you scoring at home, the Clintons have been cleared on Whitewater, cleared on the travel office, cleared on the file matter, cleared on the vandalism, cleared on Madison Guaranty. Cleared on Vince Foster's suicide. The right wing is zero-for--life going after the Clintons. They ought to get a life!"
Paul Begala,    Begala Shoots The Bull

"A good Republican is one who doesn't want anybody to know it."
James Carville,    Democrat with an attitude!

"The Republican party is full of people without brains."
Bartcop

"By now we should all know that being a conservative means never having to say you're sorry."
Joe Conason,    Salon

"It's much harder to be a Liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand."
Mike Royko

"The further to the Right they move, the stupider they seem."
Found on the Net

"In this world of sin and sorrow, there is always something to be thankful for. As for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican."
H. L. Mencken

"I suppose I can understand the callous, selfish disregard of the conservatives. It is their pride in it that passes me by."
Rack Jite,   Conservatively Incorrect

A republican found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said : "I will grant you one wish." He said : "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him smarter. The next day he became a Democrat.

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative."
John Stuart Mill   Island of Freedom

"The more they talk, the more being called a Liberal sounds like a compliment."
Douglas Giles,   Progressive Thought

"I tell the truth and they think it's hell."
President Harry Truman,   Truman Presidential Library

"Republicans want to punish work and reward wealth; hence the high payroll tax and the low dividend tax. Said one Bush economic adviser, if we can't help wealthy investors and screw working people, what's the point in being a Republican?"
Paul Begala