Conservative Correctness

Here's a little something that I developed in "debating" (which resembles
real debate like using an AK-47 for hunting resembles "sport") dittoheads.
ALL the information is taken from the responses and activities of various
"neo-conservatives" (I can't call them Conservatives, they AIN'T) on local BBSes.
- anonymous

Now, in the interests of "equal time", here are the Rules of Conservative Correctness :

george w. bush

pearly gates